September 2009
2 posts
July 2009
1 post
June 2009
1 post
trollin'
So I’m trolling Tumblr at 5 AM to see what other Mission kids are on Tumblr because it’s weird to hear that they’ve probably already trolled you on your “secret” account and know about your sexual habits. There are a lot of people on Tumblr that I did not know about.
It’s really weird doing the stalking for a change, though I can’t say I particularly care...
February 2009
6 posts
January 2009
19 posts
that was boowhore
Finished three midterms and two papers this week. Am so exhausted I am probably about to die.
Will write interesting post to update my life on tumblr. In the meantime, I have doses of funnies.
“Congratulations to The Curious Case of Benjamin Button on its 13 Oscar...”
– Stephen Cobert
WatchToo funny XD
polaroids
Tonight, after I finished my homework, I played with a free program downloadable from the internet called Poladroid. It’s an application that allows you to drag digital photos from your computer and applies a filter on them so they look like real poladroids. The process made me remember that I have a polaroid camera at home, soon made to be useless and obsolete by the decision to stop...
“Who wants to fuck? I’m so friggin’ horny right now…”
– Random guy walking outside with his friends past my window, mere seconds ago.
Ionesco literotica (you either get it or you...
calvincible: hymenoceros
jenerallysassy: My hymen had a horn?
jenerallysassy: Does it have one horn
jenerallysassy: Or two horns
jenerallysassy: Well I'm asiatic
jenerallysassy: So I dunno
jenerallysassy: Do asiatic hymenoceros
jenerallysassy: Have one horn
jenerallysassy: Or two?
Will Americans put on "recession pounds"? →
The recession will be hitting us harder than I thought… Especially if an unfortunate accident causes an omnomnomers roll onto one of us.
resolutions
I’m assuming that if I put them up here, I won’t forget about them as easily(?)
This Year I Will
1. Strive to put more effort into every concept of my life, be it academically, socially, physically, etc., and stop distracting myself by making excuses.
2. Try to sleep earlier, not eat at night quite so much, and start working out again.
3. Be good to my friends and keep in contact...
December 2008
14 posts
well, aite
My parents are dragging me off to Vegas so I can actually give a legitimate answer when someone asks me what I did over Winter Break. No, but really, I don’t quite understand, but I’m sure there’s some deep spiritual meaning behind this great pilgrimage to burn money with the other white peoples.
first quarter conclusion
If my life were in narrative:
I click on Academic History with a heart full of trepidation, my moist and slightly shaking hand moving the cursor onto the link that will, in part, decide my future.
I stare at the little rows of letters, eyes moving past the indescriminate paragraphs until they hit numbers.
I see them: the four numbers that state my performance. They burn into my mind as I...
{ callomania } →
My photo-collection journal; nothing I personally shot myself, but rather things I found online (in particular dA) that I thought was beautiful.
You can follow the blog, but be forewarned: ten pictures are uploaded a day (this will eventually decrease to five a day soon), so your dashboard will be spammed at least a little bit.
things i want to watch when i go home
Just a list of movies that I want to re/watch when I get home, posted so I don’t forget.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
There’s Something About Mary (1998)
Airplane! (1980)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
La Vie en Rose (2007)
American Beauty (1999)
The House of Yes (1997)
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Clockwork Orange (1971)
Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)
Kill Bill (2003)
Fight Club...
oh, that's cool
Chelsea: cus i actually think they r gonna get married... which is scary as fuck.. but cute... like a retarded squirrel or something
there's no other word for it--lol
*Every day for finals week, UCSD students are allowed 5 minutes of ‘Primal Scream’ (exactly what it sounds like) to relieve their stress. Tonight, Val and I took advantage of the moment in variously worded ways.
Val: Jen are you going to scream about how you haven’t had the nasty in forever?
Me: Possibly. You first though.
Val: PLEASE LET ME GET MUH PERIOD!
Me: PLEASE...
oh yes
Happy (Early) Birthday, Calvin!
Date: January 25 / January 31
Times: 3:15 PM / 2:30 PM
Location: SFO —> San Diego —> SFO
Flights: 956 / 961
A longer visit so you don’t have an excuse for not hanging out with your friends this time :)
finals week
Ugh, so I was so lucky as to have caught a cold the weekend before finals. I’ve been knocking myself out with Tylenol Night Time so I feel a lot better already, even though I missed an entire day of studying yesterday. Still, better this way than being totally dead on the day of my Chem final.
Monday:
Chem Final @ 7 PM
Wednesday:
Math Final @ 7 PM
Secret Santa Exchange
Friday:
History...
this is just perverse
calvincible: can i get a e-hug
calvincible: mm ok ^^
jenerallysassy: :-|---<
jenerallysassy: Now dance time!
jenerallysassy: :-\---<
jenerallysassy: :-/---<
calvincible: :-8|--<
calvincible: look is you haha
jenerallysassy: :-|---
jenerallysassy: That is you then.
calvincible: ...
calvincible: longer prz
Suite 20's Secret Santa
Pictures and whatnot for my Secret Santa list :]
1. Cable Knit Tights (black/charcoal) [1], Ask to see Jessica’s
2. Green Tea by Elizabeth Arden Honey Drops Body Cream [1]
3. Sex&The City: Season Six, Part II DVD Set [1]
Or if you can’t find anything, then a gift card to Forever21, H&M, etc. will work just fine. Thanks lovely lovely <3
November 2008
10 posts
a sane girlfriend would say no to this
calvincible: u know what would solve all these insecurity problems
calvincible: if ur bra strap or panties said "i have a boyfriend" on them
calvincible: then theres no problemz
calvincible: no more MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY
calvincible: everyday CALVINDAY
should probably
Reverse my sleep cycle so I no longer sleep at 5 AM and wake up at 5 PM, as I have for the past few weeks. :( I really wanted to go shopping today, too. I’m out of odon noodles.
november in a nutshell
In a week I’m going to be going home for the first time in little more over two months. I expected to miss home, but I didn’t miss this sense of mild independence from it as well. That is not to say I don’t miss the familiar; I would kill for some good Chinese food (or some pho or Korean BBQ or, or, or, etc.) and the same goes for some quality catch-up time with friends....
