*Every day for finals week, UCSD students are allowed 5 minutes of ‘Primal Scream’ (exactly what it sounds like) to relieve their stress. Tonight, Val and I took advantage of the moment in variously worded ways.

Val: Jen are you going to scream about how you haven’t had the nasty in forever?

Me: Possibly. You first though.

Val: PLEASE LET ME GET MUH PERIOD!

Me: PLEASE DON’T LET VAL BE PREGGERS!

Val: PLEASE LET ME HAVE ANOTHER ORGASM!

Me: PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME HAVE TO PUNCH VAL IN THE OVARIES!

Val: PLEASE DON’T LET ME HAVE A UTI!

Me: Alright, cool.